Record: 145-141-3 (-5.6 units)
Recap:
Loser. Another joke. Absolute joke. Possibly, the worst pitcher I have ever seen. How do you lose with a guy batting ninth in the first inning? This might be the worst bet of all time. I didn’t make it past one fucking inning. How is that even possible? I really don’t understand how that even happens. Kyle Gibson you are shit. I thought I bet on a MLB pitcher but I didn’t. Two outs. He only got two outs. Terrible. I don’t know what else to say. It is that bad. I have to be better. No question about what I do tomorrow. I am taking it.
Lock: Leafs/Panthers U5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I have to do it. I have to conquer my demons. I have to have a Game 7 under. I have to go to a hockey Game 7 after what they have done to me this season. They are due. We are going to get a low scoring hockey game here. The Panthers are looking to not choke against the biggest choke artists in hockey. It is going to be a tense game with both teams trying to avoid disaster. I know it’s low but I don’t give a fuck. This is a play on regression. These games go under but haven’t gone under this season. This one will. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U5.5 in 7/L9 NHL Game 7