Record: 52-51-4 (-2.5 units)
Recap:
Loser. Purdue was more shit than I had expected. I knew they were shit but I didn’t know they could be that shit. I mean what the fuck was that. How many break out touchdowns? You just couldn’t make it up. It also looked really good in that first quarter. The defense actually looked competent but then they weren’t. It all changed when the moron got an unsportsmanlike penalty after getting a stop. That fucking idiot fucked me. It all changed after that. Why the fuck did he go to their bench? Fucking moron. That was it. It was dead after that. I needed that stop and all momentum was lost after that. The game opened up and it was fucked. Fucked. I fucked it. Everything is fucked again. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Lions/Eagles U47.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
It’s primetime. It always had to be primetime. I have been getting rinsed every other slate. I haven’t had the best NFL season but this is where it turns around. We saw the Eagles last week. They gave us one of the best unders we have had this season. Their defense is legit and their offense is bang average. I don’t think Brown’s comments this week are going to change the chemistry on that offense to turn it into something special this week. I also like the Lions defense. Campbell is going to get them fired up. We get the Lions in the cold and they don’t play well in the cold. Goff especially doesn’t play great in the cold. All these matchups point to the under. We know how both of these two teams operate and I think we get a field goal game. It’s by the far the best spot on the board. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under Eagles 8/L9 in Week 11