Record: 99-90-3 (+5.6 units)
Recap:
Loser. I am in shambles. Not only did this shit lose pretty much instantly but I didn’t get another Super Bowl. Devastating. I don’t have much to say other than this pick was shit. It was dead in the first quarter. Both teams shot over 60% and it was dead in the first. The pace wasn’t even bad too but neither team could miss. Soft defending and it never had a chance. Shit pick. All of my college leans lost so I was dead either way. A terrible day. A depressing day. This ruins my year. I hate losing a pick but the pain of the Chiefs losing hurts way more. Now I have to suffer for six months. No football and now people get to shit on the Chiefs. It sucks we can’t win it every year. I am in pain. I want to win again. I hate losing. I hate losing more than I love winning. I need to have a winner tomorrow to clear my mind. Please. Let me get a winner.
Lock: Malik Monk U19.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I don’t believe in this Kings team and I don’t believe in Malik Monk. He has lost his shot. With all of the trades and him losing his shot the team has to look elsewhere for points. I don’t think they can turn around their season relying on this guy to score. This game is important for both teams who are fighting to stay in the playoff hunt so the Mavs should play defense on this guy. I don’t care who is on him they are going to limit his ability to score. I don’t see how his scoring increases on the road in a game that matters. The Kings are going to rely on LaVine, DeRozan, and Sabonis. They have to get away from Monk and his poor shooting. This was by far the best bet on the board. I need a winner. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U19.5 in 3/L5
U19.5 in 15/16 games against the Mavs
