Lunch Break Lock

Record: 129-121-5 (-11.0 units)

Recap:

Winner. Winner. Winner. That’s what we needed to do a day before the tourney. It feels like Christmas Eve. I opened a small present knowing damn well the fun begins tomorrow. I can’t wait. I am locked and loaded. I am still only giving out a play a day but I will be betting all of it. A tradition like no other betting every single fucking game. I can’t wait. I have futures on Purdue/UConn. That’s about it and now it’s time. I can’t fucking wait.

Lock: Mississippi State ML 2u to win 2u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

This is it. I take a stand on Mississippi State. Mississippi State is good. Michigan State is dogshit. I watched too many games this year so I know they are shit. I told myself when the bracket comes out to hammer whoever Michigan State faces. Michigan State can’t score. They move the basketball around and then don’t score shit. I know it’s scary betting against Izzo in March but fuck em. This team can’t play. They can’t score and Mississippi State can’t score. The SEC was 10x better compared to the BIG 10. Outside of Purdue the BIG 10 was garbage. This is the play. The only part that I hate is that it’s the first game. My chips are on the table earlier and I am ready for it. Let’s get this shit going.

Unbiased Stats:

Michigan State is 2-5 L7

Michigan State is 1-5 L6 played on a Thursday when playing on the road

Mississippi State is 5-0 L5 played on a Thursday

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