Lunch Break Lock

Record: 117-112-4 (-10.8 units)

Recap:

Welp that’s it. No more NBA. What the fuck am I doing? I have college basketball and I am betting on this shit. Fuck Sabonis. I fucking hate him. He’s a flopping piece of shit. He got two early fouls which although would seem great wasn’t. The refs decided that after those two fouls he couldn’t possible get a third. And this hits over by half a fuckin ra. One of those rebounds should have been looked at because he barely got a tip and they counted it. Then I was getting railed by bullshit free throw rebounds. Then with 30 seconds down by 9 they kept their starters in and after a missed shot and three Heat players around him he get’s the final rebound. His points went under and his PRA too so that felt great. Fuck me. I am in a free fall. My only rationale is that this means I get hot for March Madness. That’s what this means right? Please save me.

Lock: Texas/Texas Tech U144.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

It’s pretty much March so only CBB from now on. The money and the bets are on this under. They played early in the conference season and it ended at 145. That game however both teams shot too well. This game will have some regression and especially since we are in the home stretch to the tournament there will be some defense. Texas Tech looks like they are safely in the tourney however Texas is in right now but they aren’t comfortably in. This is also the last time time they will play in the conference so there should be a little more fight in both teams. That means both teams will play defense. This is going to be lower scoring. This is going to go under. I got a good line. It opened at 145 and I still got a good number. I really fucking need this. I need a winner bad. I need one really fucking bad.

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Texas Tech/Texas 5/L7

U144.5 in Texas’ 3/L5

U144.5 in Texas Tech’s 3/L5

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