Lunch Break Lock

*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 20-16

Nobody Cares Now Recap:

I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH!!!!!! Ha. Ha. What a shitter. I have never seen someone with such a bad shot shoot so many 3s. Yea I was a little scared when he made the first in the 1q but my God is his form atrocious to watch. I mean I’m sure it hits sometimes if he put up 7 last night but holy shit was that bad. I am grateful for it don’t get me wrong but the amount of times he was left wide open and he got into his shot and I was still very confident he was going to miss was every fucking time. I don’t know if I can name another player who has that bad of form and still puts up 3 after 3 and misses 3 after 3. I really should have lost that one with how many he was able to put up with no D. But thank God I didn’t. Too easy. You are fucking welcome.

Lock: Deandre Ayton Under 11.5 RA

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I like this one. I don’t love it but it was the best on the board with the crazy benching happening tonight. I also picked it before I knew Jokic was out but honestly that might help. Suns get out to an early lead and bench their players. I mean they don’t really need this game either. So how about we see a nice lead for the Suns they win it in the first half and Ayton gets benched. Suns do need this game to clinch the 4 seed but they should get it either way which is a little scary but I still feel great about it. This is the NBA for you shit changes every second and you can get screwed by people sitting. It is what it is. Ayton never hits over this number. So please keep this in your thoughts and prayers.

Unbiased Stats:

Averages 9.5 RA in last 10 games

Averages 9 RA in last five games when the Suns win

Has hit under 11.5 RA against Nuggets in 4/L5 matchups

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