*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 21-16
Nobody Cares Now Recap:
I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH!!!!!! Another easy W. Sort of. I mean the Suns did play all their starters for 4q’s when they didn’t need to. Yet, Ayton still struggled on the boards and had his usual amount of assists. It was perfect, even after the mishap of placing it before Jokic was ruled out. I was never worried about it too which was great haven’t had one of those in a little bit. I mean he was never pacing to beat it in the entire game. It really helped that DeAndre Jordan was board magnet too. I had no idea he was still even in the league and he clutched up for me. God bless him. Too easy yet again. You are fucking welcome.
Lock: Luka Doncic Under 34.5 Points
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Another shit storm of an NBA slate. Not knowing who is playing and not knowing if they are playing how much they will even try. I still love this pick. I know Kyrie is out so it should mean Doncic scores a little more than usual but that will not happen. When I saw Kyrie was out I immediately thought Doncic over points which is perfect. My brain has been too hot so it is due for a loss and I do not take overs too so its perfect. Easy. The stats back it up as well and Doncic has an injury listed too so if they have a big lead in the 4th he will sit. Simple pick. I love it compared to what else is on the board. It makes no sense so it makes perfect sense. This one is a real, real heat check so please keep this in your thoughts and prayers.
Unbiased Stats:
Averaging 29 points in his last 10 games
Averaging 24.1 points against the Bulls in his career
Averaging 33.2 points this season without Kyrie
