Record: 17-11-1 (+4.3 units)
Recap:
I thought there was respect and sportsmanship in college football, I guess there isn’t. I also thought a football team could tackle and I guess not every team can. A soul crushing first quarter and it was pretty much dead. I was hoping Arkansas would have a scoreless second half because it has happened in the past against shit schools but they didn’t. I knew it was dead in the first quarter so I started taking it live knowing it would slow down in the second half and I have to bitch about that too. Arkansas is winning 63-0 under two minutes and instead of having sportsmanship and run the clock out they score one more TD and get to 70. Absolutely classless. It’s not like Arkansas was good to start too but rather UAPB couldn’t tackle to save their life and also dropped an INT. How the fuck do these kids do it. How do you destroy your brain to just get blown out every week and when you have a chance to tackle you decide to be an absolute pussy. It was a joke of a team and a joke of a bet. Arkansas was perfect on offense scoring a TD on every drive so I really only needed one stop. One stop I really wasn’t that far off. Pain. I guess I should have taken UAPB U0.5 points. Bad way to start Week 1. Time to turn it around tomorrow.
Lock: Lehigh/Army U47 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
When you are down, bet on what you know. Army is the definition of under. When I think under I think Army/Navy and I am getting half of that. I am also getting them against another shit team. Lehigh is dogshit and couldn’t score last year. Lehigh couldn’t play defense but it’t not like Army is some juggernaut. All I need is standard tackling and that is what I am going for. I know I bet on one shit team yesterday and it didn’t work out but now I am getting two. I am going to get a low scoring punt fest. I also got a great number and it moved almost immediately after I took it because everyone else saw my sharp play. This is it. I stop the slide and I get back to where I belong… winning. I couldn’t think of a better team to get me to even. The board was small too and with college football on I had to go football. I love it. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Army averaged 20.5 PPG last season
Army averaged 21.08 PPG allowed last season
Lehigh averaged 18.45 PPG last season
