Lunch Break Lock

Record: 46-34-1 (+11.5 units)

Recap:

Winner. Now we are fucking rolling. That one was easy. I mean we had a dream first quarter and it was honestly smooth sailing after that. You can’t script a better first drive. An interception at midfield to a fumble that essentially knocks them back 30 yards and gives them a first down so they could run the ball again. It was perfect. I mean I even got a drive killed by a fumble at the one. A foockin scoreless first quarter and it was smooth sailing after that. It went punt after punt with a field goal here and there and by halftime I wasn’t even worried. These defenses showed up for the entire game and it was a no sweat under. I needed one of those. That is two in a row and now we fucking hit this week hard. We get a winning week and we get to close to 20. I can see this run. This is the week.

Lock: Karl-Anthony Towns U21.5 Points 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We are back to the NBA. I hate taking regular season basketball but I feel like I have to for opening night. This is the best under on the board. KAT is with his new team and this line is too high. He is playing with a lot more shooters and in a new system and I think it will take some time for this team and him to figure it out. Brunson, Bridges, and OG will all be taking shots away from him and he won’t have as many chances to score. The Celtics are going to limit KAT’s production and I think they win this game. I think with how the offseason went with Tatum being embarrassed in the Olympics and Brown not even making the team they are going to come out hot playing defense and will be all over the Knicks. I don’t think KAT is breaking 20 in this new system and against this team and it really is as simple as that. This under made so much sense situationally I had to take it. This is how I start the NBA season. I get an opening day winner and I have a great fookin season. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

KAT U21.5 in 6/9 for his first game of the season

KAT averages 47.4% FG% in his first game of the season

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