Record: 135-130-5 (-16.1 units)
Recap:
Gray fucked me. He absolutely fucked me. What a fucking shit head. He was getting strikes on these batters early too. What a fucking piece of shit. He was terrible. He was just letting balls hang late in the count. It was a slug fest. I don’t think the delay helped him. I think if he pitches on time he strikes them out. Fuck. I knew it was over when the other three innings went NRFI. Having such small board and seeing most go NRFI hurt even more. Fuck. Why Gray? Fucking why. You fucked me. You were such a good first inning pitcher too. I thought maybe I was playing with fire choosing two teams who hadn’t scored in the first and I was. Fuck. So much fucking pain.
Lock:Â Athletics/Tigers NRFI 1u to win 0.8u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Listen. I need a win. I need to get a couple together. The early game worked two days ago and I am going back to it. Both of these teams haven’t been in this spot yet. Tigers have played all away from home and the A’s have played in their dumpster so far. Sears has to get three. That’s it. I only need three outs from him. He is experienced and pitched well last year in the first inning. The Tigers have also gotten cold in the first inning the last couple of games. The A’s are the A’s. Skubal is also a solid first inning pitcher. The only think I am slightly concerned about is the A’s come out hot with a fuck you because of their new stadium for next year being in Sacramento. The Tigers should come out a little tired from traveling and played in a double header yesterday. I know it’s a little juiced compared to normal but it is the best on the board. I also like playing the early game so I don’t have to see NRFI’s hit before mine starts. It’s a little cold in Detroit so hopefully that affects the bats and balls as well. Let this fucking hit. Please let it hit.
Unbiased Stats:
Sears shutout 20/32 first innings last season
Skubal shutout 11/15 first innings last season
