Lunch Break Lock

Record: 138-134-6 (-16.7 units)

Recap:

I can’t stop the drop. Another painful fucking loss. I was right there. 5 outs and nobody on base. Then Hall gave up the fucking homer. Terrible. He fell behind in the count and threw a really shite pitch. He gave up another homer later in the inning and rightfully deserved for him bottling my NRFI. Really shit. Really painful. I need a winner like I need water. I am dying out here and I need to find a way to scramble out of it. Please I just want one fucking winner.

Lock: Cardinals/Diamondbacks NRFI 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I will not quit the NRFI. As much as I am losing I won’t stop. Arizona is due for some regression. They can’t possibly continue to score in every first inning. They also have Gallen on the mound who is lights out in the first. This seems like the perfect combo for a NRFI. It feels like NRFI’s are so much harder to win on the weekend. They seem so easy during the week but I feel impossible on the weekend. I like this one. The Cardinals are also terrible in home games hitting in the first. I just need 6 outs. I only fucking need 6 outs. One fucking time. One time. Please the people of Underia fucking need it.

Unbiased Stats:

Gallen only allowed 12 runs in 34 1st innings last season

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