Lunch Break Lock

Record: 139-135-6 (-16.8 units)

Recap:

That was not fun at all. Every time I feel really confident in something it bends me over and fucks me. Musgrove is shit this year. He has completely lost it. The shit he pitched today, I don’t understand how he was so good last year. Ball after ball. He couldn’t throw a strike to save his life. Fuck me. It’s always the fucker you don’t expect that fucks you. Ross pitched pretty solid too. He was throwing heaters and as I predicted the Padres were terrible to start at the plate. This shit is never easy. Watching 7/9 games to start go NRFI didn’t help my post loss depression as well. Fuck me. Fuck this. I need to fucking win.

Lock: Trayce Jackson-Davis U8.5 Points 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

This rookie is not going to show up tonight. He isn’t good. Sabonis is going to destroy him on both ends of the floor. He won’t be able to guard Sabonis and the Warriors are going to have to adjust. He has been playing decent since he has been in the rotation but if you take a deeper dive into his stats you find that he was only able to score against teams that had nothing to play for down the stretch. The Kings aren’t good but they aren’t shit. This is a do or die game and I think that the pressure will get to the rookie. The vets are going to have to step up and Trayce won’t put up as many points as he has recently. He is also dogshit from the free throw line so that helps this pick as well. I know Kerr said he has liked what he has seen from Trayce but when Sabonis dominates him early he will have no choice but to play someone else. I love this pick. Give me this pick. Give me true under W. For fucking Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U8.5 in 12/L20 away from home

U8.5 in 5/L6 against teams above .500

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