*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 22-18
Nobody Cares Now Recap:
Cups of the rose. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 46 to 23 shots. 8 to 3 Power Play Opportunities. Clink after fuckin clink. Fuck my life. How the fuck did it lose? The Avs dominated the first period and then passed out until the last 5 minutes of the 3rd period. Fuck. They hit every single post and every part of the post. They could have easily had 8 by the second period. I knew it was a loser when they couldn’t capitalize off the 5v3 opportunities even when they were up 2-0. You don’t cover in hockey when the team can’t score on a 5v3 Power Play. Fuck. Back to back losses. This one really hurt. Fuck.
Lock: Minnesota Wild -1.5 vs Chicago Blackhawks
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Fuck it. If it doesn’t work the first time sometimes you have to try again. I have to take the Wild here. It is essentially the same spot as last night. The Wild need a win to stay out of the wild card and can also still get home ice and catch the Stars with a win. The Blackhawks are tied for last and need to stay tied for last to try and get that coveted No. 1 overall pick. If they win this game they are only fucking themselves and it would be just as idiotic as what the Ducks did last night. Love the spot. I loved this spot for last nights game but unfortunately the puck just didn’t go our way. This is where we make it back. I can not suffer back to back losses so please keep this in your thoughts and prayers.
Unbiased Stats:
Wild are 4-0 in their last 4 vs. Central
Wild are 8-0 in the last 8 meetings
Favorite is 13-3 in the last 16 meetings
Blackhawks are 31-63 in their last 94 games playing on 1 days rest
Blackhawks are 17-35 in their last 52 Monday games
