Record: 147-140-6 (-15.7)
Recap:
Pain. Fuck me. Atrocious. I want to die. That sucked. Webb fucked me. All I needed was one more out. Webb is dogshit. He pitched ball after ball and it fucked me. The run being scored too because of a shit bounce really made me want to die. Fuck the Giants and fuck Webb. Fuck. I can’t get out of this hole but I have to keep trying. Underia needs me.
Lock:Â Pirates/Athletics NRFI 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Two of the worst teams in first inning runs scored. Two teams that are shit. Give it to me. Give me this fucking under. One time. I need to recoup the losses. This spot is amazing with how shit these two teams are in the first. I don’t care who is on the mound for either team these teams can’t score. Give me this NRFI. Give it to me. I need this rebound like I need air. One fucking time. One time. Let’s get a nice easy early under so I can enjoy the rest of my day. Please one fucking time. I need to keep Underia alive. Please.
Unbiased Stats:
Pirates averaging 0.37 runs in the first inning away from home
Athletics averaging 0.20 runs in the first inning at home
