Lunch Break Lock

Record: 148-141-6 (-15.8u)

Recap:

FUCK OG. Fuck him. That piece of shit. He fucking teased me. He destroyed my hopes and dreams in the first quarter and then made me believe again until he crushed them in the last minute of the third. He hit that three and I knew it was over That fucker killed me instantly in the fourth with the 3. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I mean to kill me in that first quarter and then to pull me back in. Fuck. That was a slow torturous death. Fuck. Terrible start and terrible finish. Pain. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I won’t quit. I will never quit. I have to keep going. One fucking time. Time to get it back tomorrow.

Lock: Diamondbacks/Padres NRFI 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I don’t give a shit how good these teams are in the first inning. We have two solid pitchers starting and they should be able to get an easy six. Cease was spectacular in the first inning last season and has had a decent start so far to this season. Cecconi is a young pitcher and has only allowed one run in the first inning in his career. Love it. You have to assume at some point that both of these teams will stop scoring in the first. They both got shutout in the first last game and now they go back to back with a slow start.

Unbiased Stats:

Cecconi hasn’t allowed a run in the first in 5/6 in his career

Cease only allowed 11 runs in 33 first innings last season

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