Lunch Break Lock

Record: 156-142-7 (-9.4u)

Recap:

Money money money mooneey, moneeeyyy! Winner. Another one. We are fucking on one. We are living the life right now. 5 in a fucking row. Another easy NBA prop. Horford wasn’t that guy. It was only scary at the start when he got the first basket but then it was easy. He slowly became a non factor in the game and wasn’t close to this number. He also couldn’t shoot for shit so it was easyyy. I want more. I have to keep playing the NBA. I know I am playing with fire because I am so hot but I have to keep taking these NBA props. I am seeing these playoffs so clearly. Time for more. I want more and more. For Underia 🚇🏴

Lock: Hartenstein U24.5 PRA 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Another role player and another under. He isn’t going to do shit tonight. Tied series and that means the stars are going to show up and role players won’t be a factor. Turner is going to be all over him. Hartenstein won’t get the easy shots. He won’t get the easy boards and he sure as shit won’t get that many assists. This game is going to be about Brunson/Hart vs Haliburton. Hartenstein isn’t going to do shit. Ive me another easy NBA under. I fucking need it. All I need is an average Hartenstein performance. It’s as simple as that. Give me this shit. Give me another under. For Underia 🚇🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Hartenstein U24.5 7/L10

Hartenstein U24.5 8/L10 vs Pacers

Hartenstein averages 18.8 PRA this season

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