Lunch Break Lock

*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 26-18

Nobody Cares Now Recap:

I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH!!!!!! I can not be stopped. 4 in a fucking row. Absolutely brilliant. I got the line at +140 and by puck drop it was -120. Jets benched all their guys because like I said yesterday they had nothing to play for. This one was a little sketchier compared the last three but it was still relatively easy. If they didn’t give up the short handed goal it would have been a real cruise to a W. However, by the third period a goal up you just knew an open net goal was coming. Heavy favorites, even odds, plus odds you name it hit this week. God Bless. You are fucking welcome.

Lock: New York Mets -1.5 at Oakland Athletics

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Switching sports. There wasn’t enough hockey on the last day of the regular season to bet on. So we are going with quite simple bet. I know two things. The A’s are bad. The Mets have been splurging in the offseason and are now winning. Sounds pretty simple to me. Give me the RL. It is a little heavy of a favorite and I should have bet it immediately for the best value but that doesn’t change how much I love it. I really love it. I mean it’s the fucking A’s. They have no money and are tanking in a sport you can’t tank in when you have no money. The Mets have a team that can win a World Series and they will demolish this A’s team. It is quite simple. I don’t care about travel because this Mets team is just that much better than the A’s. My first MLB bet of the season. So please please keep this in your thoughts and prayers.

Unbiased Stats:

Mets are 5-2 in the last 7 meetings

Mets are 14-5 in their last 19 interleague road games vs. a team with a losing record

Mets are 40-18 in their last 58 during game 1 of a series

Mets are 35-16 in their last 51 games following an off day

Athletics are 5-21 in their last 26 Friday games

Athletics are 11-41 in their last 52 during game 1 of a series

Athletics are 2-10 in their last 12 interleague home games

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