Record: 57-43-1 (+14.2 units)
Recap:
Loser. I am sick to my stomach. I am in a very dark place. What did I just watch? 8 seconds left and a garbage time TD what a joke. Fuck Joe Flacco. That fucking piece of shit. Retire already you fucking bum. You absolutely fucked me. You gigantic fucking loser. You were never elite and you were always shit. First play on offense he threw a pick six and last play on offense he throws a fuckin garbage meaningless TD. I am at a lost for words. I had to take a break writing this because I really don’t know what to say. I got fucked by a QB that will be retired next year and a head coach that won’t have a job next year. Can’t make this shit up. I am trying to convince myself that I was on the bad side of this one and it happens but it really doesn’t happen like this. 2nd and 25 and they get a first first down on 4th and 8. That play was so bizarre too it almost looked like the Bills stopped playing with Flacco rolling to the sideline. Can’t make up this loss. Fuck Joe Flacco. Fuckin bum.
Lock: Kyren Williams U86.5 Rush Yards 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
As much as this league killed me yesterday I am back. I will never get enough football as much as it kills me. I am going with a player prop. The Rams are going to throw the ball. They have Kupp and they have Puka so they are going to throw the damn football. They are going to forget all about the run game and throw the ball. This line is too high for a running back I still don’t fully believe in. Stafford is going to have a day against this Miami secondary and throw the ball. That is really all I am asking for. The two receivers are healthy again and that will limit the amount of rushing attempts. Give me this under. After the shafting that happened yesterday that I still am not fully over just give me this winner. I want this winner. I deserve this winner. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U86.5 in 2/L2 MNF
U86.5 in 3/L4 with Kupp/Puka