Lunch Break Lock

Record: 73-54-1 (+17.3 units)

Recap:

Winner. That is a winner and I needed that one so bad. I was on the verge of losing it if this lost. It had such a great start. Nice slow football and Idaho was playing great defense. So of course the second quarter had to fuck me. Idaho escaping a 3rd and 11 for 28 yards followed by a 62 yard TD and the fuckening began. As bad as that TD was I can sort of live with but what I can’t live with is the fucking bullshit that happened in the final two minutes. Another 42 yard TD? Are you kidding me? Then of course Lehigh came down the field for a field goal to end the half. The way they got that field goal too was unbelievable. They stopped them in bounds with no timeouts and got a field goal off with a second left on the clock and it was max pain. I was at 25 points and I was fuming at half. I had my work cut out for me in the second half. Idaho scored on the first drive which wasn’t terrible because that’s what I expected from them in the blowout. What you can’t have is a dream Lehigh drive right after where they are on the other side of the field and on 4th down and they throw a pick six. I thought it was over after that. I mean you can’t make that up because I was about to be golden with a stop and instead I was fucked. I needed the rest of the game to go perfectly and thank God it did. We had long drives that saved me. The two things that really saved me was a goal to go stop by Idaho and an Idaho missed field goal. After those happened all I needed was good sportsmanship and thankfully that’s what I got. For this to end at 47 is unreal because it really could have been a game U30. Can’t complain too much after a winner but if this did lose it may have broken me. Good way to start my FCS career. Now I need more and push for 20u.

Lock: Saints/Giants U41 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

It’s Sunday. It’s the best sport and league in the world. I am ready. I am going to be honest I had a hard time finding one I liked today. I looked and looked and settled on this one. Usually when that happens I try and go with something cute and it ends up fucking me so that can’t happen this time. This bet is as simple as picking two shit teams and taking the under. I also made sure that I was following the money. Sometimes you have to keep it simple. I know the line is low but really who is going to score on either of these teams. The Giants have given up on their season and have now started Drew Lock. The Saints also have no reason to play and are starting Carr. The Saints lost Taysom Hill last week so I don’t have to worry about any of his bullshit. Nobody has anything to play for and this is going to be a shit game. I don’t see how either team scores 3+ TDs. I think this is going to be a field goal fest. It’s a simple pick and I really love it. As hard as it was to find I am now in love with this pick. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Saints at Giants in 4/L5

Under in Saints’ 4/L5 vs NFC East

Under in Giants’ 5/L5 vs NFC South

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