*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 27-18
Nobody Cares Now Recap:
I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH!!!!!! Wow. I am on fire. That game was never close. Started off with runs and it ended with runs. Not much else to say. The Athletics are a joke and the Mets are a World Series contender. Give me those odds and that run line all day. Too fucking easy. You are fucking welcome.
Lock: Los Angeles Dodgers -1.5 vs Chicago Cubs
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Why not try baseball again? It worked beautifully yesterday and I am still frightened by the NBA playoffs. This is game two of the series. The Dodgers lost at home in game one and there is no chance they lose game two. I know Michael Grove isn’t the best pitcher to bet on but he is young and his first game against the Diamondbacks does not reflect what he was doing last year. We know who Tallion is and he is decent at best. He has had two starts this year and has been atrocious. It was against Texas and Milwaukee who aren’t nearly as good as the Dodgers too. I love it. This is another bet on the plus side. I love the spot because the Dodgers need a win at home and are up against a middle of the pack Cubs team. Love it. Please keep this in your thoughts and prayers.
Unbiased Stats:
Cubs are 1-10 in the last 11 meetings
Cubs are 16-36 in the last 52 meetings in Los Angeles
Cubs are 2-6 in their last 8 Saturday games
Dodgers are 63-21 in their last 84 during game 2 of a series
Dodgers are 60-24 in their last 84 games vs. a right-handed starter
