Record: 59-44-1 (+15.0 units)
Recap:
Winner. We are fookin back. That one was nice and easy. I really should bet the under and bet the guy to get the first basket because I feel like this has happened a couple of times now. I thought I could be in for a depressing night after the three point play but thankfully I was wrong. It was easy after that. I was concerned about Queta and the fouls but it didn’t matter because Boston was getting every board and Claxton seemed non existent on offense. He was a screen machine and that’s pretty much all he did. He was pulled before the fourth quarter and this shit hit with ease. I mean it went just as I predicted Boston coming in with something to prove after losing last night and they out rebounded and out hustled the Nets. Claxton also seemed really disinterested in shooting after the making the first basket and was getting clowned by Tatum on defense. Winner. A complete opposite of yesterday’s shit pick. He easily cleared and it was a great watch. This was a brilliant pick and now it is time to start stacking wins.
Lock: Jalen Hurts U40.5 Rush Yards 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are back to football. We are going with a man who isn’t going to run tonight. Hurts is going to do his damage in the air and isn’t going to run. He is going to get his rush yards through the tush push and that’s it. I believe in the story that he is dealing with an ankle injury and Srianni leaked it which means he should run less on a short week. I know he ran on the Cowboys last week but that was because the Cowboys let him run and they are shit . Why are they shit this year? They lost Dan Quinn. Dan Quinn knows how to play against him. Dan Quinn contains Hurts. He did it in Dallas and never allowed him to run. He allows him to throw and contains his scrambles for yards. Let’s face it too he also doesn’t need to run on them because he has Saquon. On a short week he should let Saquon take some of the runs for him and give him a break. That’s how and why this hits. Commanders and Dan Quinn do your job and contain this fucker. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U40.5 Rush Yards in 4/L4 against Dan Quinn
U40.5 Rush Yards in 2/L3 on TNF