Lunch Break Lock

Record: 160-163-7 (-21.9 units)

Recap:

Dogshit. Fucking dogshit. We get fucked right at the last moment. Netherlands scored an OG and Morocco got saved late. Fucking disgusting once again. We just can’t escape heartbreak and bullshit. We have a bullshit own goal. It makes us back the Dutch and we were right there. All they had to do was survive a few more minutes. They couldn’t and they lost in pens. They deserved to lose for not holding that lead for five more fucking minutes. Those fucking bastards fucked my bet. They fucked my bet and they got sent home because of it. That is what they get for doing that to me. Fucking wankers. I keep getting fucked and I do not know what to do. This is just embarrassing at this point. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: Mexico U1 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Here we go. I will not quit. It is arguably the greatest and most beautiful sport in the entire world. It is killing my pockets but fuck I can’t quit it. How can you? You can’t. I will continue to bet through it. I will bet through the pain. I don’t give a fuck. Mexico isn’t good. They are just beating on dog hit teams. We saw how lucky they got against South Korea. They played dog shit in the group stage. I think Ecuador can stop them. They have the talent and experience in high elevation to stop them. I love it. I think this game is 1-0 and even if Mexico just scores one we are fine to push here. I am not betting to push but I don’t think they score. Give it to me.

Unbiased Stats:

Mexico offensively is mid