Lunch Break Lock

Record: 153-153-6 (-18.0 units)

Recap:

Winner. We fucking do it. We get there. Not by much but we get there. I almost forgot how this feels. I don’t feel like shit. I finally hit. I paid a little extra for the juice and it worked out. How nice. It didn’t start off with complete bullshit. It wasn’t filled with bullshit. It was the perfect amount of shit for this to hit. It was brilliant. I fucking knew at some point an under would have to hit. Today was that day. After the line finally got to 6.5 we hit. It avoided an empty net goal. I would have kms if we had another goal like last game. I don’t know how people can be still be alive after Game 4’s hail mary empty net shot. Thank fuck that didn’t happen. We were due and we win. I now need to carry this momentum and have more.

Lock: Canada/Bosnia U2.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Here we go. The greatest tournament in the world is here. El Mundial. I watched the games yesterday and I am ready to get in. We are going to Canadian hosts first game. They are riddled with injuries which will definitely affect their offense. I am not expecting any crazy offensive output from this team. Jesse Marsh is going to know this and he is going to try and scrap his way to a win here but fail. Bosnia is solid. How did they make it here? Sitting back and playing defense. They fucked Italy’s offense by parking the bus and they are going to carry that success into the World Cup. That’s what will happen here. Canada with their injuries will try and break Bosnia but fail to do so. We have a big number. We will hit here. Give me this under to start the World Cup off right. Give it to me.

Unbiased Stats:

U2.5 in Bosnia’s 3/L3