Lunch Break Lock

Record: 17-12-1 (+3.3 units)

Recap:

Where do I begin. Do I start at the unbelievable start where I got a decent drive then punt then a three and out with a fake punt that was a massive gain and changed the entire momentum of this bet. No because that shit doesn’t even compare to that last drive. The absolute disgust I have for army. I haven’t hated a team and coach more in a long, long time. I fucking hate them. You are winning the game and you have to have 0 class and get a last second TD. Hey, fuckers you won the game just kneel the fucking ball. There were 20 second left and you score a TD up 28. I mean how fucking stupid. I am now a die hard fucking Navy fan. I will never root for Army again because they have no class. You would think the United States Army would have some class but they have none. It is absolutely disgusting. I can’t believe I lost this shit. I thought I got my groove back after the INT in the endzone but that was not the case. That amazing play was wasted. They fucking teased me. I can’t believe they didn’t run the clock out. I don’t think I will ever get over this one. How can I bet college unders knowing these coaches are absolute pieces of shit and run up the score. This one was wayyyy worse than yesterday too. In a rage I looked at the last two seasons and they have never done this too. It almost seemed like a charity case TD and the fact our Army did that is a disgrace to football. I really can’t believe it. What an absolute cunt that head coach is. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Lock: Notre Dame U22 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Time to go big game hunting. I got railed by taking shit games the past two days so it is time to go for the big game. I don’t trust Notre Dame this year. I do not believe that Freeman is the guy. I do not think they get to the playoff and it starts here at Texas A&M. It is a tough place to play and Notre Dame is not going to be ready for the environment. Texas A&M now has Elko and although he is new they still have a real solid defense. Their problem last year wasn’t the defense it was the offense. I know Notre Dame has Leonard now but I am not worried about him against Texas A&M’s defense. I love this pick. I think this game goes under and this is the more profitable bet. I thought maybe I go big today but that seems reckless and I am saving my big bullets for Week 2. Let me please get a win. Please. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Texas A&M allowed 12.3 PPG at home last year

Notre Dame scored 8.4 PPG less on the road last season

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