Record: 35-23-1 (+10.8 units)
Recap:
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I am hurting after that one. I stand by it being the right pick. I got shafted by the refs and the idiots on UAB. They cost me that fucking game. They couldn’t tackle for shit. They were so fucking stupid. The refs did the whole bullshit thing too throwing a flag on a TD and then picking it up. Everything had to go wrong for it to lose. I mean what the fuck was that second and third quarter. Absolute dogshit. A last minute TD really UAB? Then two long TDs in the 3rd quarter because of blown coverages by both teams like really what the fuck was that. I knew it started off too easy. I also will never bet on Dilfer again. That team is so sloppy tackling and had 99 penalty yards. You would think the coach that has a video of him about to beat a players ass would have a team that wasn’t completely fucking idiotic. UAB finally gets a third down stop and the fucking idiot Moore smacks a Navy player in the face and then a TD right after. Straight to the top of the Shit List. We had two 70 yard TDs, a 70 yard catch, a successful two point conversion, and a dumbass penalty. If only one of these things didn’t happen this hits. I guess I was due for a bullshit loss. At least it was the right read I just got shafted. Pain. I will find a winner tomorrow.
Lock: Vikings/Packers U44.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am going with a good ole under. We have a divisional game. We have a team that is due to regress. We have another team that is bringing back their hurt QB a week too early. This is going to go under. These divisional game always end close. I think this is a low scoring and punt filled game. With Love expected to start I am assuming that the Packers are going to still stick to the run to avoid putting him in any situations he could get hurt. I think that this Packers defense is one of the best in the league and they are going to be the ones that stop Darnold. I think this defense shows up and keeps Minnesota under 20. The Packers are going to be a little dysfunctional with Love back and I don’t think they score a lot as well. I am going to win this fucking bet. This line is too high and it has shifted all week and has now settled where it opened. I love it. Give me this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Minnesota’s 12/L18
Vikings/Packers U44.5 3/L4
