Record: 176-172-8 (-16.5 units)
Recap:
Fuck. Not good. Not good at all. I don’t know if I am shit or the MLB is currently a sham. People just aren’t hitting. We had one of the worst days for HRs in over a decade. I keep seeing people saying they are having a terrible year in baseball. I wasn’t but now I am. I don’t know what is going on. This losing streak is bad. This one wasn’t close. He got to a full six innings and was only in the 70s. My read was atrocious. The stats were atrocious. I am fucking atrocious. I am so fucking bad. I am losing again and I am in a free fall. We finally had a really bad loss and it hurts. It hurts because I am shit. I hate losing more than I love winning so this has to change. I can’t continue like this. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Andrew Abbott U16.5 Outs 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I won’t quit. I will not stop. I have to bet against pitchers on the weekend. I simply have to. Abbott isn’t him. The stats prove it. I know it. The Cardinals can’t fail me again. 16.5 is a big number for him considering how he bas been performing. He is too swingy of a pitcher for this line to be this high. He isn’t going to get to the sixth inning. Especially, looking at his past performance against the Cardinals and how he performs on the road this is the play. We stop the losing streak now. We get a win. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
U16.5 in 5/L7
U16.5 in 3/L4 vs Cards