Record: 63-45-1 (+15.6 units)
Recap:
Fuck. What the fuck was I doing? Really? What the fuck was that? I feel so fucking stupid betting on only a half. It is such a shitty bet. I did a half bet last year and it was also shite and for some fucking reason I was telling myself this one would be different. It wasn’t and I am never taking another half bet again. Never again. Fucking dumb idiot shit pick. I would rather die than take another half bet. It is killing me having to watch the second half for no fucking reason. Nothing to sweat and I have to sit here in pain thinking this full game might go under. Fuck. Thankfully, the game went over so I won’t be in as dark of place but still very disappointed in my decision making tonight. I honestly don’t know if I would have been able to get out of the depression if the under hit. Still an awful pick. I mean I really got fucked by McCarthy. I was trying to avoid getting railed by McCarthy in the second half but he ended up being a fuckhead in both halves. I mean another fake punt? Did he not learn his lesson last week? 0 tackling in that game too. I was only off by a TD and if both teams could fucking tackle this would have had a chance. Fucking idiots. Time to move on I guess and find a winner.
Lock: North Dakota/Notre Dame U146.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Back to college basketball. I still need a break from Maction and I will not bet on the NBA Cup because who knows what really happens in those games. Another night where I am forced to bet college basketball which I don’t mind. Feed me shitty basketball. I mean this sport is the best because I love how these guys will be nobodies right after college. They could be costing people thousands of dollars and the next day have the same exact job as them. Yeah they pull some bullshit here and there but it’s still awesome. It’s really the best. Give me an under with a Notre Dame team that has been over-performing and a shitty North Dakota squad. Notre Dame has been hot to start the year but they are due for regression. Their shooting percentage is due for a massive regression and this is the spot. North Dakota is shit and they aren’t going over 60. I love the pace matchup as well. The shittier team in North Dakota plays faster which means that Notre Dame is going to slow it down and really give them a slow painful death. They are going to win this game by double digits but I think it is a little lower scoring and they struggle to score over 80. I mean when you look at how many points they scored last season per game to this season, you look at it and think they are due for regression. They play great defense and I don’t see that changing against a shit North Dakota. This number is high for this matchup and this shit goes under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia.
Unbiased Stats:
Under in North Dakota’s 5/L7
Under in Notre Dame’s 9/L13 in November
