Lunch Break Lock

Record: 28-20-1 (+6.1 units)

Recap:

That was pure torture. I don’t know if I would wish that upon my worst enemy. 87 minutes of rooting for maybe the worst bet in sports to watch and I got shafted at the very end. I feel like death right now. A full hour and a half I will never get back. I am a soccer guy too and I watched my beloved Celtic win today but that was horrible. That may have killed me. It was pacing great but then it all fell apart in the 55th-65th minute. They pulled me back in just to give up the 10th corner in the 87th minute they really couldn’t have hit the last corner sooner so I could have at least saved a little time. Of course it only lost by a single corner too. You can’t make up what is happening to me right now I am in shambles right now. I don’t know what I am doing. I saw Champions League games I liked today too and of course I instead went with a bullshit corner under where the actual under hits. This should almost count as self harm having to watch this and not win. Fuck me. Fuck. I will not lose tomorrow. I will not lose tomorrow. I will not lose tomorrow.

Lock: Hunter Henry U15.5 Longest Reception 2u to win 1.8u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am winning today. I will not lose. I am doubling up and I feel great. I think this line is again too high. The Patriots are going to run all over the Jets and I don’t think they have any plans to throw it long. I understand Henry might be the only target for Brissett but that is exactly why he doesn’t hit this. All eyes will be on Henry in the passing game. No other Patriots player has even gotten really into the passing game and I think that will be a point of emphasis for both teams. The Jets are going to let other players get involved and lockdown the TE position. The Patriots are going to make it a point to get other WR’s involved especially since Patriots WRs have expressed their frustration after last week. This is a great spot to take an under LR for a TE. It makes perfect sense. It is the same spot as last week. Short week and give Henry all the short passes he wants. I need this under. I will die for Underia. For Underia 🚇🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U15.5 LR in 9/13 last season

Patriots Run 57.7% of the time on offense

NYJ on average allow 7.67 yards per reception to TEs this season

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