Lunch Break Lock

Record: 37-27-1 (+8.0 units)

Recap:

What did I do to deserve this? I can’t catch a fucking break. I mean what the fuck is this. Killed by another .5 point. Killed essentially by penalties and missed tackles. Once again I have to realize it is impossible to get any sort of good defense in college. Two blown coverages too. The refs really saved them on these drives too. 9 penalties for 104 yards. You can’t make this shit up. Seriously what did I do to deserve this? 3 points in the first quarter and 10 at half and they find the end zone twice in the second half. Couldn’t fucking buy a stop for a field goal. Fuck me. I am getting bent over this weekend. The only thing keeping me alive is my love for the Doyers. That’s it. That’s all I got. Fuck me. Might have to double up tomorrow to make up for this bullshit.

Lock: Steelers/Cowboys U44 2u to win 0.8u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I love this under. It’s primetime. The two best players on the field are on the defensive side of the field. These offenses are going to be shutdown. We have had too good of a run in these past primetime games and they have gone over. This is where we come back to reality and get an under. These teams are built on defense. There is no run game in Dallas and they are going to get torched in the air. They lost Cooks and I don’t see how they score more than 20 against this defense. Fields on the otherside has almost looked too good and he is going up against a really solid Dallas defense. I expect him to regress and be contained. He hasn’t really been great in any of these games but rather has been a game manager and hasn’t turned the ball over. I think he does that again tonight. He controls the game and gets them into field goal range and won’t turn the ball over on their side of the field. This number is also too high. I am getting 44 with these two teams? This line should have been closer to 40. Give me this under. This is where I get the units I lost this weekend back. I am praying I don’t get shafted three days in a row. Give me this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Dallas’ 10/L15 on the road.

Under in Pittsburgh’s 7/L8 played in October

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