Record: 0-1-1 (-1.0 units)
Recap:
Fuck me. Fuck. I haven’t won a bet in fucking years. I am allergic to winning. I just want to have one fucking win. He had 50 pitches at 3 innings innings I mean it had a decent pace halfway home. Even the fourth had a decent amount of pitches. Then this bet shit itself in the fifth. I mean I thought it was golden with a lead off single. Then Lee fucked me. He absolutely fucked me. Not only was it a double play but it was also a first pitch double play. It was dead after that. I mean I guess I did it to myself betting on such a shit team. It’s not like Ryan was pitching phenomenally rather the White Sox were swinging at the dumbest balls I have ever seen. Still on the hunt for the first win I guess. Fuck. Fuck. Fuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkk.
Lock: Giants/Reds NRFI 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am going to good ole reliable. I really need this shit. I have a loss in the record, I have a tie in the record, and now I need a fucking win. These teams are dogshit in the first inning. This matchup had a no hitter yesterday so their bats are cold. These pitchers are pretty fucking solid in the first inning. Give me a fucking NRFI. This is it. I am back to my roots. No more bullshit props. I am coming home to NRFI’s. I am tired of betting on all of this dumbshit. I am sticking to NRFI’s for baseball from here on out. That is a fucking promise. I am sorry for turning my back on NRFI’s. Now NRFI Gods please give me some winners.
Unbiased Stats:
Giants average 0.37 runs in the first inning
Reds average 0.42 runs in the first inning at home
Harrison has shutout the first inning in 3/L4
Greene has shutout the first inning in 15/21 this season
