Record: 65-46-1 (+16.4 units)
Recap:
Loser. I mean what the fuck. I got fucked by snow. Completely fucked by snow. I thought the snow would help me but it fucked me. 16 points entering the fourth quarter and then everything shit the bed. I really don’t understand how this one lost. It was a perfect three quarters and I was right there. 27 points in the fourth quarter. Are you fucking kidding me? The fucking snow killed this Browns defense. They finally looked like a competent defense which I had been searching for all year and then it fell apart in the fourth quarter. The three real plays that fucked me was the Jameis fumble, the Steelers throwing the ball on third down with Justin Fields, and punting it 15 yards. If one of those plays doesn’t happen I think this probably hits. I still can’t believe this lost. 27 points in the fourth quarter like how the fuck did that happen? I don’t think I have ever watched a football game and have seen the offense get a boost by snow. Unbelievable. When I first saw the snow I thought great it’s going to slow down. I had no idea it was going to be the complete opposite and fuck me. I guess it’s just a super unlucky pick. I was right there until the snow. Great to watch a football game in the snow but not great when it fucks you. Fuck. Time to find a winner tomorrow and get hot again.
Lock: Purdue/Michigan State U49 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Sticking with football. There are only so many Fridays left that I can bet on the best sport in the world so I feel obligated to do that today. I also think this is a great bet. I think this is a great and perfect spot for an under. Purdue is shit. I have bet against them all season long and I have watched way wayyyy too much of Purdue football. They are one of the worst coached teams in college football and their offense is awful. I don’t see how they score more than 14 points. I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t get into the double digits because they are that bad on offense. I know Michigan State isn’t some defensive juggernaut but again I think that any semi decent football team can stop this offense. Purdue’s defense is also shit but Michigan State’s offense isn’t anything crazy. I can see Purdue getting a couple stops and limiting this to just an average blowout and not an ass kicking. I love this line and when I saw the matchup I thought the line would be low 40s so I am getting an extra couple points and I love it. I really love this spot for the under. Michigan State is going to win this game pretty easily and Purdue is going to do jack shit on offense. If Purdue miraculously does anything on offense it is going to be from the run game which will kill the clock. Then if somehow that does happen Michigan State will load the box and make them throw which they can’t do. I love this matchup. It’s going to be an under in the cold midwest. Give me this under and get me started off right for the weekend. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U49 in 3/L5 Purdue/Michigan State
Under in Michigan State’s 4/L6 in Week 13
