Record: 35-22-1 (+11.8 units)
Recap:
I can’t be stopped. Winner. Another fucking winner. I know getting cute almost cost me but its still a fucking winner. I mean that game was trying to fuck me over. A blocked kick turning into a Rutgers TD how does that even happen. A bail out of a call by the ref and just let the boys play that shit had absolutely nothing to do with the play. Then a 3rd and 3 in an almost must stop situation and they give up a long TD because of missed tackling. Thankfully, I am so fucking hot right now that the game ended exactly how I needed. Rutgers got stopped and Washington didn’t turn the ball over on their side of the field. Oh and also there were three missed field goals that saved me. I don’t know how you throw him out there for the final kick with how long the kick was and how he had been kicking. Thankfully he did and he fucked it like the other two. The only way it could have gone better was them not getting the two point conversion but it didn’t matter since the kicker was so shit. I am fucking on one. Even when they try to lose they win. Winner. I am going to fucking crush this weekend.
Lock: Navy/UAB U57.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
An early one but one that I love. Navy is coming off of a crazy upset win where it seemed everything happened during that game and they should come out hungover and flat after that. UAB is UAB. They are coming off a bye and I expect them to have a slow start. If you look at who UAB has been putting up points against it hasn’t been to good schools. I know they put up a good number against Arkansas but that’s Arkansas. Nobody has a clue what is going on over there. UAB is a pound the football type of team and Navy will create some stops and this clock is going to run. I think that the key to this game going under is the offenses not showing up which I expect and I think the defenses will show up. Navy last year was also hitting this under at a higher rate and hitting it away from home at a great rate. This is also their first game away from home this season so that will be an adjustment for this team. I see both of these teams staying in the low 20s and this thing goes under. I want another winner. Another fucking winner. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Navy U57.5 in 3/L4 away from home
Under in UAB’s 5/L6 games played in Week 5
Under in UAB’s 4/L6
