Lunch Break Lock

Record: 56-42-1 (+14.3 units)

Recap:

Disappointment utter disappointment. Fuck me. How do I forget that some of these fucking games aren’t on TV? I bet college basketball and for some fucking reason I forgot to check if this game was on any sort of legit app. Fucking idiot. Couldn’t watch a second of the game and I had to suffer watching this game shit the bed after a decent start on a fucking app. Complete bullshit you couldn’t even bet it live because it was a complete shit show since it was on a shit fucking subscription network. Started off the first half great and then it slowly got fucked the rest of the game and it was a slow and painful death. It sucked me back in late too since it was close and I thought maybe with some missed shots and it would hit. Nope ASU caught a lead where Santa Clara would continue to foul even though everyone knew they were dead just like my bet. Pain. Fuck. If I didn’t get fucked so many times by Iowa I would have went with them but I felt like I couldn’t put myself through that pain if it went over. Of course it didn’t. I need a winner. I need a winner bad. I can’t lose the momentum from the last week. Fuck.

Lock: Washington/Penn State U46.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am taking the best bet on the board and I am not looking back. We got two teams with shit offenses going at it. Penn State got embarrassed last week and I still think their offense is shit even against Washington. Washington still isn’t fully prepared to handles BIG 10 football but I think they find a few stops. This game is going to be at night and it is going to be cold and all this leads to a ground and pound football game which burns this clock. Penn State has to realize by now they can’t throw the ball. Washington isn’t Ohio State but they should just run the damn football all over them. That’s it run the football and be the bigger team. Their defense is still elite. That didn’t change against Ohio State since they only let up 20 against them. They are going to stay great against a poor Washington offense. Washington simply doesn’t have the guys needed to score in the BIG 10. I think with everything in mind this game barely get’s over 40. Penn State wins easily and Washington barely gets over 10. Give me this under. This game and matchup is built for an under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Washington’s 8/L10

Under in Penn State’s 5/L6

Under in Penn State’s 4/L5 in November

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