Lunch Break Lock

Record: 43-31-1 (+10.1 units)

Recap:

Fucked once again. I mean I guess you could ay it was a mix of a shit pick and also a pick that got fucked. The defense didn’t help me one bit. A dropped fly ball in the infield and then a ball mishandled in the outfield. Both of those fucked me. I thought these guys were supposed to be a solid defensive team too. I thought if one of the teams would fuck me on defense it would be the Yankees not the Guardians. It was a shit pick in that I thought Bibee would be half decent but instead he was dogshit. He was terrible and that fucked up the rest of the game. He didn’t get any help with his defense but he was still pitching terribly. I didn’t think Judge would wake up with a HR but of course he did. Fuck. Fuckin hell this was dogshit. Three losses in a row and I am back battling to stay ahead of the 10u mark. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Lock: Utah Hockey Club/ Anaheim Ducks U6.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I had to change something. I couldn’t go for the big game today. I had to go to the ice. I saw this game and I see no goals. I see a 3-1 or 3-2 type of game. It is early in the season however the early stats and situational matchup show this game goes under. Utah is coming into their last game of their road trip and have now gone east to west on one day of rest. Their players are going to be exhausted and are going to come into this game slow on the ice. The Ducks have only played two games and have shown they can’t score that many goals. It’s there first home game too so they should still need to get used to this ice. At the end of the day both teams are supposed to be shit this year and this number is too high. If it hasn’t worked on the diamond and on the football field I have to try the ice. Give me this under. Give me a boring hockey game. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Anaheim’s 5/L6

Under in Utah at Anaheim in 4/L6

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