Lunch Break Lock

Record: 65-45-1 (+17.4 units)

Recap:

Winner. Man, does this feel amazing. I am not only winning but I am making some perfect reads for these wins. New Mexico State stayed under 55 and Dayton went under 80. I mean I am on these unders. That’s back to back easy wins. This one was easier too even though the number was lower. Both teams played so slow to start and both teams for the most part played slow half court basketball. Dayton had some transition baskets but it was still looking nice and slow. A lot of fouls in the first half did get me worried about a potential fix but thankfully that slowed down in the second half. It was pacing under the entire game and when Dayton took the massive lead to start the half it hit with ease. A stress free second half and I got to enjoy the game. I want more. This is going to be another long run. Time to stack another winner tomorrow.

Lock: Steelers/Browns U37.5 1u to win 0.8u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I have found another one. It’s TNF. It’s prime time football. It’s the fookin under. I took my time with this one. I knew I had to get off college basketball and there are only so many primetime games left so I have to take the under. It’s that simple. I looked and looked to try and find an edge in this game with props and I was lost. I then had an epiphany and realized how stupid I am for taking this long and not simply taking the under. It was right in front of me the entire time. I mean I really did a lot of research and digging to find a prop and I couldn’t find anything I loved. So really I think it was meant to be this way. The overs are on a two game primetime win streak and I am here to end it. That is my duty for Underia. It’s a perfect spot too. It’s going to be a cold night in Cleveland and both of these teams are not going to score in the cold because they have a hard time scoring without it being cold. I shit on this Steelers offense last Sunday and my feeling about their offense has not changed. They proved to me they couldn’t score and I don’t see how that changes on a short week tonight. I also very much trust and believe in this Steelers defense. I think this game is almost a complete replica of the Steelers game last week. Steelers force turnovers and the Steelers convert those into field goals. It’s that simple. I know it’s Jameis but this defense is greater than Jameis. I do think that Jameis can do a thing or two on offense but I think he will also have some redzone turnovers because at the end of the day he is still Jameis. This is the play. I am glad I got to this play. This bet was meant to be the play today. Give me another under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Brown’s 6/L9

Under in Steelers’ 10/L12 vs bottom ten scoring defenses

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