Lunch Break Lock

Record: 75-54-1 (+19.1 units)

Recap:

Winner. Holy shit was that a winner. I couldn’t have been more wrong and right at the same time. I was spot on with the Cowboys offense being shit but I was dead wrong on the Bengals defense being half decent. They are dogshit but I shouldn’t complain because it hit. This pick didn’t start great with a Cowboys opening drive TD when they somehow left the best player on the field wide open on 4th down. I was fuming after that but I somehow remained calm and kept faith. This defense couldn’t tackle for shit and although we got that interception in the first half I was very worried sitting at 10 at halftime. Second half started with another terrible opening drive TD. I was looking really dead after that. I really needed the Bengals to control the game and get a 2 TD lead to force Dallas into TDs and not field goals but that offense was terrible and couldn’t do it. This pick was looking dead in the fourth hanging on by a point and a half.  I thought the Bengals might be able to run out most the clock in the 4th but then the penalties fucked them and I was looking at a Cowboys drive to set up the best kicker in the league and fuck me. Somehow someway I got saved with that blocked punt that turned into a fumble. I have watched thousands of hours of football and I don’t know if I have ever seen that and to win on it too was magical. I wasn’t out of it because that greedy fucker Chase decided to score and not run down the clock. Lucky for me I was up against McCarthys shit time management and a terrible Dallas offense and it hit. It feels good to win this one because I was really confident in it. Even though it hit I am glad I didn’t double up on it which I was very close to doing because I was pretty far off on that Bengals defense. No complaints after a winner. I am now one away from 20u.

Lock: Rhode Island/Brown U149.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We are backing to college hoops. I am feinding to watch some college kids play like shit. I have found a great game for that today. I am going to a game where a team is undefeated and is coming off a big win against their rivals and a team that is shit. Perfect for the under. Rhode Island is going to have a let down game after starting the season perfect and finally beating Providence after four years in their last game. Brown is Brown and they aren’t good and are pretty average but I expect them to get up for this game as they can end Rhode Island’s perfect season. Brown is one of the slowest teams in terms of pace where as Rhode Island likes to play fast and I think that means Brown is really going to try and slow down the game and control the pace. Rhode Island is shooting well above their average this season compared to last so I expect some regression from them in only their second game away from home. This is also a game between two teams in this small state and I think Brown is really going to get up for this game and go all out on defense. Looking at their previous matchups too they have all ended under this number. This has all the makings for another lower scoring game. I think this line is too high and there is a lot of money on the under already which is great. I finally get to 20u with this pick and begin the process to 30u. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Rhode Island/Brown 5/L6

Under in Rhode Island’s 4/L5 on Tuesday

Under in Brown’s 4/L5 at home

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