Lunch Break Lock

Record: 176-170-7 (-21.2u)

Recap:

Pain. I am disgusted with this sport. These players so shit and just stat pad. The amount terrible, terrible shots they put up and then grab the rebound is disgusting. These players get rewarded for how shit shooting. It’s disgusting to watch. It almost feels like they do it on purpose to stat pad. It really is hard to watch just how easy it is for these players to be so bad and yet still put up bullshit stats. Reese is nothing special too it’s not like she gets these crazy boards or makes these crazy shots. She just stat pads. I mean she missed back to back free throws. What a fucking joke. I have more respect for the shooters in this league than these bigs who just stat pad. It’s disgusting. Back to losing two unit plays I guess. Fuck me. I can’t stand this bullshit.

Lock: New England Revolution/Atlanta United U3 Goals 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I need a break from the WNBA. We are in the thick of summer. This is where the real degenerates separate themselves. Only the real sick fucks are betting the MLS or even betting at all in July. I am one of them. I want a nice and easy boring 90 minutes. That is all I am asking for. Both of these teams are shite. New England doesn’t score much at home and Atlanta is shit on the road. New England is probably not going to make the playoffs which means they are bad. Atlanta is fighting for a spot in the playoffs which means they are also not great. This has an under written all over it. I am thinking a 1-1. This was also by far the best MLS under on the board. No bullshit. This is my first MLS play in years so lets see how this goes. Maybe I can get some luck and actually get a win. For Underia 🚇🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Atlanta is averaging 0.78 goals on the road

Atlanta is averaging 0.89 goals conceded on the road

New England is averaging 0.9 goals at home

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