Lunch Break Lock

Record: 179-171-8 (-19.4u)

Recap:

I am banning myself from betting on anyone on or against the Chicago Sky for at least a month. They are my kryptonite this summer. They are impossible to bet against it feels like. I mean I was right on that one. I was right there. I should have just went with the under. I am so fucking stupid. Only I can bet against someone who has there worst +/- of the season and their second worst shooting percentage of the season and it still goes over. It really is unbeliavable. She couldn’t make shit but kept fucking shooting. All of her points came off of bullshit fast breaks and and one’s. And even with fast break opportunites she was still missing. I mean really if you told me before the game she shot 31.8% I am doubling down on the bet. How the absolute fuck did this go over. It is incredible. I really hate this team. It is just filled with stat padders and nobody ever gets subbed out. Angel Reese is now officially the Westbrook of the WNBA since she broke a double double record while the team goes 4-8. Is there no analytics in the WNBA too? I mean really, her +/- was atrocious you would think maybe they would sub her? Apparently not. Fuck me. I had the right fucking read. That’s where it really hurts. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Lock: Andrew Abbott U2.5 Earned Runs 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Only baseball left. We are in the dead of summer. No WNBA. No soccer. This is going to get depressing but this is where we come back. These are the days you have to fight to find a pick but that’s what makes it special. Abbott is solid. I know he fucked me earlier this year but I still think he is solid. I was looking for a pick and I really liked this one and then I remembered I had actually bet him in the same spot and I got fucked. That won’t happen this time. There is no way I get rinsed twice by the same pitcher against the same team right? I mean since their last meeting a month ago he has been pretty solid. He has been pretty solid for really this entire year. You can look at this in two ways the first being that they already played so this helps Abbott know where to pitch or does this mean Colorado know whats coming. It’s the first. Abbott in his two matchups this season where he has faced a team a second time he has allowed less hits and did not give up more than 2 runs in the second matchup. It is as simple as that. Colorado is not as good on the road as well. Abbott in their first matchup faced them in Colorado where the ball flies which won’t happen today. This is setup for a great Abbott game. Under. Under. Under. Fuck the Rockies. For Underia 🚇🏴.

Unbiased Stats:

U2.5 Earned Runs Allowed in 13/17 games this season

Colorado averages 1 less run per game away from home

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