Lunch Break Lock

*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 34-23

Nobody Cares Now Recap:

Cups of the rose. Ice fucking cold right now. I have to stop betting on all stars. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. I lost more-so due to the idiotic coaching by the Bucks, Giannis not showing up, and idiotic turnovers leading to Butler’s easy buckets. He didn’t play great in that first half which was the worse part of it. He didn’t even really shoot great. He just had layup after layup. How the fuck do you not double him. I needed a two day break from everything. Enough with the loser talk. On to the next.

Lock: Los Angeles Dogers -1.5 vs St. Louis Cardinals

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Changing it up big time. Dodgers are coming off a win so their bats will still be hot. Kershaw is on the mound. I think that is all that really needs to be said. In the past I have bet them after a loss but this time I am switching it up and believing they will stay hot. Hopefully the different betting logic helps get me out of this rut. I love this pick though. I get Dodgers RL in + money with Kershaw starting vs a bum Cardinals team. What is there not to like about it. Love it. Please keep this in your thoughts and prayers and send some PLP. I really fucking need it right now.

Unbiased Stats:

Cardinals are 1-5 in the last 6 meetings in Los Angeles

Cardinals are 1-4 in their last 5 vs. National League West

Cardinals are 2-5 in their last 7 road games vs. a team with a winning record

Dodgers are 65-23 in their last 88 during game 2 of a series

Dodgers are 37-14 in their last 51 Saturday games

Dodgers are 40-16 in their last 56 home games vs. a left-handed starter

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