Lunch Break Lock

Record: 75-57-1 (+16.1 units)

Recap:

Loser. What am I doing? This game was made for me and I am sitting here with a loser. Unbelievable. Idiot pick. I can’t believe I didn’t go with the under. What was I thinking? I really liked this pick but it was bad. I didn’t know it was going to be raining. I am not an idiot and I did look at the weather but when I looked last night it didn’t look like it was raining during the game and only before the game. That is really why Kyren hit. I can’t believe he went again for 29 carries. He apparently is a machine and rest doesn’t affect him. I also think Stafford not being able to throw a ball with the rain killed it. If I had known it was raining I want to believe I would have taken that under. I didn’t take the under because it felt like I missed my chances on the last two unders and it seemed like I was chasing. Looking back though obviously that was the pick. Two teams that scored a shit ton and now were due for an offensive let down. Pain. This game was made for unders and I took one of the few overs and you can’t make that up. That’s why this one hurts a lot because that was my game. I was supposed to hit here. That double OT game is still haunting me I guess. I can’t believe this is happening. I hate this week. I hate everything. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Lock: Idaho/Montana State U55.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I did some meditation to clear my mind and get rid of all the negativity that has happened the past three days. I made sure I was a new man before I looked at the board. I am going to come out of this hole. I have found an under. I looked at basketball and I hated all of it. I almost thought maybe I had nothing today. Then I saw it. I saw this under and I love it. The positive energy I gained from the meditation was used to show me this under. This is the time of the year where it gets depressing because there is only so much football left. So I am so glad that I can now enjoy one more game. I am going to enjoy every second of this game because it is going to go under. We have a semi-final game that is outdoors in cold Montana. These teams played each other earlier in the season and it went under this number and I don’t see how that changes. I watched Idaho last weekend and I wasn’t impressed with their offense. Lehigh was shit and allowed the explosive plays that allowed Idaho to score and I don’t think Montana State will allow those same plays. Idaho’s offense won’t be used to this cold weather since they play their home games in a dome. Montana State should roll this shit Idaho team but I do think Idaho gets some stops and make this a lower scoring game. I think it is a very similar score to their previous matchup and we get an under. This is the perfect game to turn it around. I want a cold game where it’s ground and pound all night long and we get a low scoring blowout. That is all I am asking for. I need this one. Please give me this one. I need it so fucking bad. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Idaho/Montana State U55.5 in 5/L5

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