Lunch Break Lock

Record: 83-69-1 (+12.2 units)

Recap:

Loser. Texas is shit and Arizona State doesn’t understand how to win a football game. He did fuck all in the first half and then ASU decided to keep doing the same thing in the second half. I mean he only had 50 at half but ASU couldn’t score a touchdown so you would think they would maybe throw the ball? Nope they were fucking dumb and stuck with the run. This bet was alive until the 33 yard run. That run falls on Texas’ shit offense. Those fucking were dogshit and they never allowed Texas’ defense to get some rest. The big run happened after the safety and the defense had no chance to recover after the previous ling drive. I guess this shit would have died in overtime no matter what but it was still tough to watch. It was painful seeing Skattebo look so lethal whenever he got the ball and he wasn’t running the ball down the middle. If ASU didn’t just give him the ball straight down the middle every fucking play and pass him the ball they win this game. That’s why this hurts. His most explosive plays were from when he wasn’t running the ball down the middle Fuck. My other pick would have been Notre Dame/Georgia under so at least I got some action today even though it would have saved me money if I just took that. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Lock: Notre Dame/Georgia U45 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We are going with the pick I almost took yesterday and now I am taking today. I trust both of these defenses to get stops against pretty average offenses. Notre Dame killed Indiana but I wasn’t impressed by their offense. This entire season I haven’t really been impressed with the offense and the offense was the reason they lost to NIU. Georgia now has a back up QB and their offense hasn’t been great all season too. Both teams rely on their defenses. I think this is a tight game where we see both teams try and control the ball and limit the amount of mistakes from the offenses. This game is designed for a ground and pound game by both offenses and a lot of stops from the defenses. Give me punt after punt after punt. This game goes under and the quarterfinals split the totals. I love this under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Notre Dame averages 13.8 points allowed per game

Georgia averages 20.4 points allowed per game

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