Lunch Break Lock

Record: 43-32-1 (+9.1 units)

Recap:

Pain. Fucking pain. I am dogshit right now. Sports are dogshit right now. I hate to create excuses for this atrocious pick but for the most part everything went over. Every NHL game went over so no matter where I went on the ice I was fucked. The MLB game went over. Only one college game went over but knowing me if I did go college I would have picked that game instead of the one that went under. This game was shit though it had no chance. It was shit pick. The goalies were keeping me alive for a little because there was no defense. If I didn’t have to support the people of Underia I would have gone with the Ducks as underdogs because of the traveling situation. I also thought these teams were shit because of there offense and not because of their defense. Fuck me. I am losing it all right now. I am now below 10. I am getting fucked right now. I need to turn it around.

Lock: Broncos/Saints U37.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I had to do it. I had to go with what I love. A primetime under. I need a win and this is the only pick on the board that could get me out. I am struggling right now and I need a boring defensive filled primetime NFL game to get me out of this slump. We have two rookie QB’s and they aren’t going to do shit on a short week. The Broncos defense is elite and is one of the best in the league and shouldn’t allow Rattler to do anything. The Saints defense is good enough to stop this shit Bronco’s offense. It is a match made in heaven for an under. I know it’s a low number but this is the one. This is where I turn it back around and get back to ten. This where I begin a new streak and get to 20. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in 4/L5 DEN/NO

Under in New Orleans’ 8/L10 against AFC teams

U37.5 in Denver’s 2/L3 away from home

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