Lunch Break Lock

Record: 92-71-2 (+18.3 units)

Recap:

Winner. That’s a fookin winner and a sweep of the wild card. It was a weekend of unders with regular unders going 5-1. This one could have been a little easier if I had just taken the under but that game did feel like it could explode early. Darnold was so bad. He is back to being the Darnold that we saw in New York. He was trying so hard to fuck me in garbage time too but he was so shit he couldn’t even do that. He is shit but I can’t put all of the blame on him because that offensive line was getting obliterated. Darnold did hold the ball too long at times but other times that defense was just too good. The Rams wanted this game more and played against Darnold perfectly. I did think this bet would have been easier if it was closer because the Vikings did run the ball well but they couldn’t do it in the second half because they were always playing catch up. I probably should have gone with the Vikings under in this game but I was too big of a pussy and went with this one. Doesn’t matter though because this still hit. Thank God Darnold was so shit he couldn’t even shaft me in garbage time. I am really on a roll now and I need to keep it going. I need more and more and more.

Lock: Clemson/Georgia Tech U141.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We are back to college basketball. I am not as excited as I was last week to get back to it because I crushed this weekend but we are back. It was a pretty big board but I think I found the best under. We have a Clemson team that needs to win here to try and get themselves back in the rankings. Georgia Tech isn’t great and they really aren’t playing for much at this point other than conference tournament seeding. This almost feels like a ranked going into an unranked just because of where these two teams are in there season. Clemson is going to control this game. They have to control the pace of the game and slow it down since Georgia Tech likes to play fast. Georgia Tech likes to play fast but they don’t shoot the ball very well and I trust in Clemson’s defense to make it even harder for them to score. I think situationally with this game we get a lower scoring game where every possession will matter for each team down the stretch. Best under on the board. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in 4/L6 Clemson at Georgia Tech

Under in Clemson’s 6/L7 played in January

Under in Georgia Tech’s 7/L9 played on a Tuesday

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