Record: 45-34-1 (+10.6 units)
Recap:
Winner. I don’t know how it ended up winning but it won. They were trying to fuck me again. They tried and tried and tried but this pick was too fookin good. Too fookin good. Cousins was shit and like I said he had a Cousins game. He almost had too much of a Cousins game and that almost fucked me. Seattle’s defense showed up like I said they would and looked completely different compared to what they were doing to start the season. They really wanted me to lose this bet though. I mean three points in the first quarter all the signs were pointing to this game fucking me. A fucking dumbass last second TD to end the half. Seriously how stupid do you have to be to not just protect the end zone in that spot when they don’t have a timeout. Then a roughing the passer call on a failed third down that wasn’t even a roughing the passer he just accidentally rolled into him. Terrible fucking call. I mean I really thought I was cursed with the Cousins fumble TD. Thankfully the Gambling Gods stopped fucking with me and I got a dream ending in the fourth quarter. Stop after stop and although Morris isn’t smart he at least has the integrity and to run out the rest of the game with Penix. Winner. I mean I deserved that one. I had that game handicapped on the nose and if that bullshit didn’t happen I would have cruised to this win. Now I want more. I need to stay above 10u.
Lock: Chargers/Cardinals U44.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Too high of a number and I am going with a good ole under. The Chargers run the ball and the clock should always be moving when they are on offense. The Chargers defense is pretty solid and should be able to limit the Cardinals offense. The Cardinals offense isn’t anything crazy outside of Murray and MHJ and the Chargers should lockdown MHJ. The Cardinals defense should be able to do enough on defense to limit the Chargers offense from creating a blowout. This is a primetime under and although they haven’t been great they still need to start hitting and this is a great spot for one to hit. I liked this under more than the other game and when I handicapped it I had it at 38.5 so I am essentially getting an extra six points. I simply see this game as boring run the ball and nothing creative happens on offense to score quick type of game. Both teams are one dimensional and I am essentially betting on the defenses knowing how to stop each side. The Cardinals limit the Chargers run game and the Chargers limit the deep balls to MHJ. This line is too high as well and it is going to fookin hit. Give me this under. I want back to back wins. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Chargers’ 8/L10 on the road
Under in Cardinal’s 7/L10 in Week 7
