Lunch Break Lock

Record: 42-28-1 (+12.2 units)

Recap:

Winner. Lights out pitching on both sides. Dodgers win in a low scoring game. It went exactly as I predicted and as I wanted. Darvish was dirty outside of two pitches. Yamamoto showed why the Dodgers paid him 300 million. The Dodgers got a lead and went to the bullpen after Yamamoto pitched a fuckin clinic. The Padres couldn’t hit for shit. They were terrible. I can’t believe I witnessed there last runs this season and that was three games ago. Unbelievable. I had to suffer through that miserable game to get this and I will gladly take it. Picturing all those dumb delusional fans sit at bars and at home and watch that team not score a single run in 22 innings is the best. The fucking best. Those fucking losers. This won too. System stays in tact. I don’t think I can take it tomorrow with it being 5.5. I may sprinkle it but it can’t be a lock with it being that low and there being football on the board.

Lock: Iowa State/West Virginia U53.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I saw this game and I thought the line was too high so I am taking it. I have been getting shit on-on Saturday’s for two straight weeks now and this is where it changes. We turn it around today. Iowa State is ranked but I still have 0 faith in their offense. West Virginia hasn’t been terrible this season but Iowa State’s defense is legit and that is what makes this team ranked. This line is too high for this matchup. Iowa State and West Virginia both love to run the football. What does that mean? Under. This clock is going to tick tick tick and that translates to an under. I don’t see how either team can really have any sort of offense and I like how both offenses are shit. Both teams have to rely on the run to get anything going. This means under. When I see Iowa State I think no offense but solid defense. That the perfect matchup for an under against West Virginia. Usually West Virginia has maybe somewhat of an offense but absolutely no defense. That is who they are. Give me this under. Please I need a weekend winner. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Iowa State’s 7/L8 in Week 7

Under in 6/L9 WVU/Iowa State

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