Record: 28-19-1 (+7.1 units)
Recap:
I don’t know what the fuck just happened. Are you fucking serious right now? I haven’t been heated like this in a while. Are you really fucking serious. I can’t stop saying that. What did I just fucking watch? Really what the fuck was that. What the actual fuck? Did that really just happen? Was there some sort of fix? I pride myself on being an LA fan for everything but the Chiefs since there was no LA team but I don’t think I can ever get behind the Sparks. What the fuck did I just watch? A loser franchise bottom of the fucking league try for the last minute down three possessions. Hey fuckers, guess what? This game is meaningless stop fucking trying and go home. If you wanted to try how about play some fucking defense in the second half or be half decent for this entire season. You fucking idiots. Foul with 20 seconds left to kill my push down five. Really? I am now out on the WNBA. I would rather lose any other way in any other sport than that bullshit. I knew it was coming too after having such a great first quarter. I knew this game would come back and fuck me. Seriously fuck them. Lose the fucking game with class you knew you weren’t coming back. Stop fucking stat padding. That’s what this league feels like a league that nobody watches because you have a league filled with stat padders. Stat padding for what too? A couple hundred buck raise on their contract? I had 28 first quarter points and it climbed back up in the second and then cooled off in the third. I want that time back. I watched all that just for absolute bullshit in the last five minutes. Fuck them. Fuck off.
Lock: Orlando City/Charlotte FC U9.5 Corners 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I needed a betting cleanse. No NRFI. No WNBA. No Football. I am going to the MLS. I only had one MLS bet this MLS season and from what I can recall I either got shafted or I got a bullshit push. That one was a regular total and now we are going with corners. I searched long and hard for a winner in really every sport and I found this one to be a winner. It is too hard to bet totals in the MLS and I looked at these corner lines and thought this one seemed too high for how these two teams play. Charlotte doesn’t get too many corners and Orland doesn’t allow many corners. They are both fighting for playoff positioning and that should allow for a lot of the possession to be in the center of the field and there shouldn’t be a lot of easy shots. Give me this under. Get me back to winner. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Charlotte averages 4.32 corners per game
Orlando averages 3.54 corners allowed per game
