Record: 183-176-8 (-19.9u)
Recap:
I mean this is why I shouldn’t be betting on this shit and wasting my fucking time with this shit. They started the first five minutes with four fucking points. Four fucking points. Obviously this still went over. How the fuck do you have a total and nobody scores for three fucking minutes and it still goes over. I mean really what the fuck is this shit. What sort of dog shit did I just watch? I mean every quarter was pacing but the fucking third quarter. It killed it. I really can’t believe I watched these fuckers shoot the ball like shit for the start of the first quarter just for it to go over. I mean I love watching people miss but it’s hard watching them miss the way they miss and not make a single dollar off of it. Fuck me. Really what the fuck just happened.
Lock: Vanity U27.5 Kills Maps 1-2 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Peak sports depression. A WNBA game and some MLS. Terrible. So I went to the sticks or I guess keyboard. I gave this shit a watch last week and it actually wasn’t terrible to sweat. I did win the bet so that may have impacted how I felt about it but I actually enjoyed it. So this sets up this spot perfectly. This guy is average at best. Cloud9 is not going to win this match so he shouldn’t get that many kills. He hasn’t been hitting this line in the last couple of matches. He also usually doesn’t play great map one. This line is too high for what he is averaging. I mean this is it. This is the state of sports right now. I couldn’t get myself to bet on the MLS which hurts. The fact that I am a pretty big soccer fan and I would rather bet on esports compared to the MLS hurts. Hurts a lot. However, this is where the value and the winning is. I have no idea how the recap will go tomorrow but who cares if it wins. This is for Underia 🚇🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U27.5 in 4/L5 in Maps 1-2
U27.5 in 1/L1 against KRU
