Record: 79-63-1 (+13.7 units)
Recap:
Loser. Every primetime under I touch turns to shit. This one fought back too and then got rinsed by Bakers last minute bullshit. The Buccs are shit at understanding the clock and that fucked me. How do you call timeout with a minute left and inside the ten yard line? Fucking idiots. Those fuckers kicked that field goal too making it from a two score game to a two score game in the fourth quarter. Morons. I almost feel like I can never bet against the Cowboys because Aubrey is so automatic and its easy points. I also don’t understand how an NFL defense can leave someone that wide open on that last touchdown. I was one play away from them kicking the field goal there. Fucking dogshit game. I don’t know where else I could have gone. Fuck.
Lock: Jordan Love U235.5 Pass Yards 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am going for a blowout. I think Love will be sitting by the fourth quarter and he won’t hit this over. I think they get an early lead and LaFleur realizes he needs to take care of Love and protect his health. Jacobs is going to get some of the yards early and take away from Love’s yards which means he is going to go under. He hasn’t been hitting this number consistently and I think that with the way this game should go it should be over by halftime. I think this is the best under on the board since I have to stay away from the primetime under and Love should again be sitting by halftime. I don’t see how the Packer’s don’t take him out early with a massive game next week against the Vikings. They need to get out to an early lead and get this game over with. Give me this under. Give me an early blowout and Love sits. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U235.5 in 3/L4
U235.5 in 2/L2 on MNF