Record: 53-40-1 (+13.8 units)
Recap:
Winner. THEY ARE FUCKING BACK. That is two easy primetime unders in a row. They are starting to heat up. That one started perfect with a 0-0 first quarter and a 7-0 half. The only touchdown came from the defense too. A lot of punts and some turnovers and this was easy. There was never a sweat. It was beautiful. I predicted that game exactly. The defenses showed up and the offenses were not great and filled with turnovers. It was a simple fookin under. The NFL has been strange the past few weeks with the public winning everything but I refuse to give them my unders. I will fight to the death for these unders. After running like shit I am seeing the board again and running hot. I am going to get to 20u. The only way I don’t is if I run into bullshit. I am going to avoid all of the bullshit and go on the run of dreams. I am fighting for Underia and we are going to be so rich after this run.
Lock: Mahomes U0.5 INT 1u to win 0.7u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am not fucking around with this primetime game. I need to put it on record once again that I am a Chiefs fan and I will never take them under in any situation except this one. I am trusting in my savior to finally not throw an interception. He has thrown one every single game although some weren’t his fault, tonight that doesn’t happen. He is due for a perfect Mahomes primetime game. We are 7-0 and he still hasn’t looked perfect this season but he finds his true form tonight. Hopkins has now had a full week of practice so that is another target that is reliable and that can catch the ball. The Buccs defense isn’t great and with how depleted their offense is I wouldn’t be surprised if he is pulled to start the fourth quarter because it’s blowout. He is due for a game without an interception plain and simple. I also want it on the record that I will be at this game and that played into this pick and why it’s more of a juiced pick. I had to take this one though. There is a lot of value in this one. He is due for a perfect and clean game. No better time than in primetime with an extra day to prepare. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Has NEVER had 8 straight games with an interception
