Lunch Break Lock

Record: 48-40-1 (+9.3 units)

Recap:

I don’t know how much more I can take of this. The Jazz simply didn’t show up in the first quarter. I guess the play was that under. The back to back fucked the Jazz to start the game and they didn’t defend Sabonis. They decided to not give any effort on defending Sabonis and gave him 19 PRA in the first fucking quarter. I mean that is my fucking luck right now. 19 PRA in the first quarter and then they suck me back in the second quarter with him not getting anything until the final two minutes and I was fucked by half. He ended with only 43. Only 43 PRA and he had 19 PRA in the first quarter. I lost by 5 fucking PRA because of the bullshit the Jazz pulled in the first quarter not defending him for shit. When you look at it like that it hurts even more because I lost because of the first five minutes. He only averaged 8 PRA the other three quarters. There were a couple WNBA PRA’s in there too with Sabonis missing a shot getting the rebound and putting it back in. This was max pain. I was excited to sweat a NBA prop too and it was over in the first fucking quarter. Fuck me. I am back to being shit again. I need a win to get me out of this hole. I can’t take losing like this. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Lock: Nets/Grizzlies U226 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

No bullshit. A simple under. The Nets are coming into this off a game last night. Not only was it a game last night but it also went into overtime and they have to travel for the game tonight so they are going to be exhausted. They will not be helping this over. The Grizzlies are due to start regressing on offense. They have played too well on offense this season and are due for a game to hit an under. They are hitting this over at way too high of a rate compared to last season. I know they have Ja Morant this season but this is still too high and they are coming into this game banged up. I think they get a lead early and will hold onto it and blowout the game and close this game with an under. That is what is going to happen. I need this fucking under. I need this to win or I don’t know what I will do. Please give me this shit. Don’t shaft me with anything one fucking time. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U226 in Nets 7/L10

U226 in Nets/Grizzlies 2/L2

U226 in Grizzlies 67% last season

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